A Day In The Life of a Pregnant Noob

Ok.. so this is what I've discovered my day is like since I've gotten pregnant (non work days)
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Wake up.
Wonder where all this gas I'm having is coming from.
Eat my cereal.
Pass out.

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Wake up.
Have more gas.
Have a snack.
Read a couple pregnancy/runner preggos forums/web sites about something I'm curious about.
Have people tell me about a great book I should read.
Have other people tell me I need to burn that book.
Pass out

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Wake up.
More gas.
Be irritated from my body "storing fat" already. How much does it think I need right now?
Drag myself to the gym.
Come home.
Eat something.
Shower.
Erik kisses my belly.
Pass out till morning.

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Have more gas.